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George Carlin
Title: George Carlin
Category: Literature / English
Details: Words: 784 | Pages: 3.3 (approximately 235 words/page)
George Carlin
George Carlin
“When JFK Jr. gets into a New York taxi to go to the airport does he say, “Take me to JFK, and how does he feel about that.1”
“I don’t like trendy foods. When I hear sautéed boneless panda groin,” I think I’m in the wrong place. There is such a thing as pretentious food. Puree of woodchuck, marinated bat nipples, weasel chops, porcupine cacciatore. Or fried eagle. “ A guy …showed first 75 words of 784 total…
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…showed last 75 words of 784 total…sign that gives time and temperature.
5. The newspaper prints the crossword puzzle on the front-page right above the fold and the answers right below.
6. The zip code has three digits and has a decimal point.
7. The Narcotics Anonymous Chapter has only one member and he whacked out on ranch dressing.
Bibliography:
George Carlin, Brain Droppings (Easton Press, 1997)
Charles Moritz, Current Biography(H.W. Wilson, 1976)
Footnotes:
1. George Carlin, Brain Droppings(Easton Press,1997)259
2. Carlin 8
3. Carlin 23
4. Carlin 65
5. Carlin 21
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