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homo
Title: homo
Category: Literature / English
Details: Words: 896 | Pages: 3.8 (approximately 235 words/page)
homo
Q: What is the difference between a pregnant blonde and a
light bulb?
A: You can't unscrew a light bulb.
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?
A: Gee, Are you sure it's mine?
Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant?
A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
There were three women who were at the gynecologist
having pre-natal checkups The doctor asked the first
woman "…showed first 75 words of 896 total…
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"I was on top ", was the reply.
"you will have a baby girl. " said the doctor.
With this, the third women, a blonde, burst into tears.
"What's the matter ?" asked the doc.
"Am I going to have puppies ?".....
Q: Why do blondes take the pill?
A: So they know what day of the week it is.
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
A: Because it kept falling out.
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