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you might be a nerd
Title: you might be a nerd
Category: Literature / English
Details: Words: 779 | Pages: 3.3 (approximately 235 words/page)
you might be a nerd
You Might Be a Computer Nerd if...
written by Nosferatu
· Your web page is more popular than you.
· Your favorite sport is Tetris.
· You know what fuzzy logic is.
· You talk to your computer.
· When given a choice, you look at Computer Shopper instead of Playboy.
· You argue with your computer.
· Your computer has its own phone line.
· You have dreams involving your computer.
· You try to pick up women on chat lines.
· You can …showed first 75 words of 779 total…
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…showed last 75 words of 779 total…run software to use all of your RAM.
· If you have more data CDs than music CDs.
· When you buy music CDs you find yourself checking for the "Designed for Windows 95" logo.
· You run a Windows 3.1 interface inside of Windows 95.
· Your sound card cost more than your stereo.
· Your computer has more processors than com ports.
· Your computer boots to the theme of Hackers.
· You have more network rights and access than your professors.
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