Always Eight I'm always eight minutes late to work, not because I can't get it together on time but, simply because all my clocks are conveniently eight minutes slow. Most other people I know would just change their clocks or mentally add the eight minutes and arrive on time. ( As I do for everything except work) Not me. It relates to my whole mind-set. If I change all my clocks forward those eight precious minutes, …showed first 75 words of 561 total…

…showed last 75 words of 561 total…happen to have that particular phobia. I was convinced that usually happy customers would simply hate me just because of the fact that I happened to be their waitress. Not only that, but I had to include the word "dam" and a few jokes in my new found role. Before this period, my clocks were always on time and I often found myself arriving a few minutes early. Now I am always eight minutes late.